Purple rain

Purple Rain, raspberry scent

Never say, “I can’t see it!” again. Light up a purple rain, raspberry scened dick with a wick, and your light will never be ordinary!

Set the mood with some Dicks with Wicks. These paraffin wax candles are carefully hand-crafted in the shape of, well, a man’s most prized possession. But with a burning time of 17 hours, these erotic candles last longer than any man we know! Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that, despite their realistic appearance and low-maintenance upkeep, these penis candles are for external use only.

Dicks with Wicks are a source of fun and hilarity at bachelorette parties and would-be regular gatherings alike. Buy one solo, or get a discount when you order 10 candles or more. Don’t worry, we won’t tell your mother.

Sometimes, the best dicks are the ones with wicks. Get some today!